I’ve got a chip on my shoulder. Well, technically, IN my shoulder. Annie finally got me a microchip. She tells me if I run out of the house without my clothes on and get lost, people who find me can find her because of this chip. Sounds great to me ‘cuz Annie tells me her heart would break if somethin’ happened to me. That wouldn’t be good. Fat Man and Miss Bean are next. Good luck with that – I don’t think they’ll behave as good as me.

She and Doc Scheck were laughing about Big Brother watching me all the time now. I’m not sure how, Provolone lives all the way up in Wappingers Falls! Besides, he sleeps most of the day, so unless he can see through his eyelids, he’s not gonna be watchin’ me. This is a picture of my big brother (literally), and his magical looking eyes…

If you’re thinkin’ about helping your pet in this way, check with your vet. It doesn’t hurt much, and hurts a lot less than gettin’ lost from you forever! The cost isn’t very high (about $50), and it covers $3000 if I get hurt while I’m away, too.